Clay-Long Gasket (Robots)



"Now let me tell you how things are supposed to work: The machine use the parts, the outmoded robots pick the parts, the decepticons eat the parts, It's a bot-eat-bot world out there, Someone could get hurt."

- Clay-Long Gasket


 * "Clay-Long Gasket/Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin" voiced by: Kevin Spacey and sung by: Jim Cummings. In his werewolf form, "Corrupted Clay-Long Gasket" He was voiced by Riz Ahmed, who also his vocal sound effects were provided by: Fred Tatasciore and Frank Welker "Robots (1998)" from leader of Decepticons.

Full-Name

 * Claytor Longen Gasket

Other names

 * Lord Clay-Long Gasket, Corrupted Clay-Long Gasket, Clay-Long, Grigori Rasputin, Gasket, The Dark Side, Rasputin, Mad Monk, Compassionate Outmoded, Sick Twisted Evil Robot (by Bigweld), Hop (by Mal), Mr. Gasket (by Fender), Master of Souls, Hoppy (by Mal), Sorcerer (by Cappy), Sir (by Fender), Father (by Ratchet), Evil Bag-A-Bout (by Fender), Ugly-Man (by Lawrence) Boss (by Loco), Father of All Evil, The Fallen God, High Lord Clay-Long and Lord of Darkness.

Quotes
"Pathetic."

- Clay-Long Gasket's first worlds.

"So where is it? Where's my PARTS?!"

- Clay-Long Gasket.

"Clay-Long: First rule of leadership: everything is your fault. It's a bot-eat-bot world out there, Mrs. Copperbottom, one of those circle-of-life kind of things. Now let me tell you how things are supposed to work: The machine use the parts, the outmoded robots pick the parts, the decepticons eat the parts... Mal: And the sweepers eat the decepticons. Hey, like the one that nearly ate you, you remember? You remem- Oh, you shoulda seen it, okay? Clay-Long: Mal! Mal: This sweepers has him halfway down his throat and take into a chop-shop, and Clay-Long Gasket... Clay-Long's kickin' and screamin' And I'm scared, okay? I'm not goin' anywhere near, okay? Clay-Long: (Clay-Long aproaches Mal) What are you muttering about? Mal: Aw, come on! It's a great story. Clay-Long: I'll be back for you! Mal: (Clay-Long grabs Mal by the antennae) Ow! Ow! Ow! Clay-Long: I swear, if I hadn't promised Mother on her deathbed that I wouldn't kill you, I would kill you! Mal: And believe me, no one appreciates that more than I do. Clay-Long: Shut up! I don't wanna hear another word out of you while we're on this rivet town. Do you understand me? (Mal whimpers) Clay-Long: I said do you understand me?! Mal: Well, how can I answer? You said I couldn't say another word! (Clay-Long raises his fist to hit him and (Mal gasps) Remember ma! (Clay-Long punches the wrong decepticon)"

- Clay-Long threatens Mal.

"Hey, I'm a compassionate outmoded. There's still a few months utill the charge is come, so you can all just try again."

- Clay-Long Gasket

"Listen, Copperbottom. If you don't keep your end of the bargain, then I can't guarantee your safety. And there are outmodeds out there that will take advantage of you. Someone could get hurt."

- Clay-Long Gasket

"It seems to me that you outmoded robots are forgetting your place. So, let's double the order of parts."

- Clay-Long Gasket

"Will be back at the end of the season. With the last walt paper clips."

- Clay-Long Gasket

"You outmoded robots have a nice summer. LET'S RIDE!"

- Clay-Long Gasket

"When Bigweld arrested me, the guards confiscated all my assets. But after we've pulled out the robot city, I'll be back on top again."

- Clay-Long Gasket

"Clay-Long: Ooh, yeah, that's good. Oh, that's good. Ooh, a little lower. Ahh, lower, lower. Mal: Hey ya, Hop. Clay-Long: Go away. Mal: That's fine. Then I won't tell ya my idea. Clay-Long: Good! Mal: Okay, okay. I'll tell ya anyway. You see, I've been thinkin', okay, which is somethin' that I do, you know, bein' vice president and all. And this is a thought. And it was mine. Why go back to Robotcity at all? I mean, you don't even like grain. Clay-Long: What? Mal: You're right. I didn't think it was such a good idea myself. Actually, it wasn't even my idea. It was Axel and Loco's! They talked fancy to me. I GOT CONFUSED!!!"

- Clay-Long wasn't Mal, Clay-Long was Axle and Loco's.

"[Music Stop] Clay-Long: Guys, Order another round, Because we're stayin' here! Clay-Long's Thugs: (All Cheering) Kevin: Yeah! Clay-Long: What was I thinking? Going back to Robotcity. I mean, we just got here, and we have more than enough food to get us through the winter. Right? Why go back? [Music Start Again and the Song Ends] Clay-Long: But there was that robot that stood up to me. Axel: Yeah, but we can forget about him! Loco: Yeah, it was just one robot. Clay-Long's Thugs: Oooh, one robot! Clay-Long: Yeah, you're right! It's just one robot! Loco: Yeah, boss. They're a few! Clay-Long: Hmm… A few. Say, let's pretend this grain is a few little robot. [he throws it at Loco] Didn't that hurt? Loco: Ha! Nope. Clay-Long: Well, how 'bout this one? [throws another grain at Axel] Axel: Are you kiddin'? Clay-Long's Thugs: (All Laughing) Clay-Long: Well, how 'bout [seriously] this? [he pulls the lid off the jar of grain and Axel and Loco are screaming and buried beneath the avalanche, Clay-Long then climbs on top of the grain pile] You let one robot stand up to us, then they all might stand up. Those few little robots outnumber us a hundred to one. And if they ever figure that out, there goes our way of life! It's not about spare parts or upgrades, it's about keeping those outmoded robots in line. That's why we're going back! Does anybody else wanna stay? Clay-Long's Thugs: (All Yelling and use the weapons.) Mal: He's quite the motivational speaker, isn't he? Clay-Long: LET'S RIDE!"

- Clay-Long Gasket's going back to the robotcity.

"Have you been playing all summer? You think this is a game? Well guess what? You've just lost! Not one robot sleeps until we get EVERY SCRAP OF SPARE PARTS AND UPGRADES ON THIS CITY!"

- Clay-Long Gasket

"Ha ha ha! I do enjoy your sense of humor."

- Clay-Long Gasket

"Thank you, Mr. Bank Director, Your services are no longer required."

- Clay-Long Gasket

"Ohh, this is gonna be good!"

- Clay-Long Gasket

"Clay-Long: Where do you get the gall to do this to me? Flink: You were...you were gonna squish the mayor. (Crowds Grasping) Zoe: It's true. Clay-Long: I hate it when someone gives away the ending. (Thumper kick Flink on the ground) You piece of dirt! No, I'm scum and dismissed. You're lower than dirt. You're a robot! Let this be a lesson to all you outmoded robots. Ideas are very dangerous things. You are mindless, soil-shoving losers, put on this Earth to serve us! Flink: You're wrong, Clay-Long Gasket. Robots are not ment to serve decepticons! I've seen these robots do great things, and year after year they somehow manage to pick part for themselves and you. So-so who is the weaker species? Robots don't serve decepticons. It's you who need us. We're a lot stronger than you say we are... And you know it, don't you?"

- Clay-Long to Flink.

"Cappy: No one expects the Makkinist Inquisition! Clay-Long: Ha Ha Ha! Well, Princess! Mal: Uh, Clay-Long? Um, I-I hate to interrupt, but, um... Clay-Long: YOU ROBOTS STAY BACK! Mal: Oh, this was such a bad idea!"

- Clay-Long to Cappy.

"Clay-Long: I'll get more decepticons and will back next season, but you won't! Cappy: No! But, I will. Clay-Long: The lieutenant from the robot city."

- Clay-Long looks Cappy.

"You think got changes everything? I'm still the only one getting out of here!"

- Clay-Long Gasket's last worlds as the ice under the evil man begins to break from the drowning man who sinks, and he is unable to die until he completes his curse.

Place

 * Clay-Long's Hideout, Decepticon City from Clay-Long Industries

Leader

 * Clay-Long Gasket (deceased)

Thing

 * Clay-Long's Reliquary

Powers/Skills

 * Magic, Undead traits granted via selling his soul to darkness (or even The Devil himself), Reliquary, High intelligence, Intimidation, Hand-to-Hand Combat, Firearms, Melee Weapons, Athletics, Stealth, Tracking, Hunting, Occult Lore, Religion, Longevity, Peak Physique, Enhanced Strength, Enhanced Durability, Enhanced Speed, Detect Evil

Werewolf Physiology

 * High intelligence, Shapeshifting, Biological assimilation, Elasticity, Superhuman strength, Superhuman durability, Superhuman Speed, Superhuman Reflexes, Superhuman Stamina, Superhuman Senses, Superhuman dexterity, Superhuman agility, Regenerative healing factor, Ability to generate tendrils, appendages and weapons using it own body mass, Venom, Biokinesis, Possessing living beings without having to bond with them

Archangel Powers

 * Immortality, Flight, Self-Incarnation, Weather Control

Gear

 * Various weapons and other gear, including... Repeater Crossbow, Dual Pistols, Religious paraphernalia, Silver Stakes

Fears

 * Sweeper Plane, Sweepers, Bats, Wolves

Friends

 * Mal Gasket ("Clay-Long's Brother") (formerly), Phineas T. Ratchet (formerly), Thumper Gasket ("Clay-Long's Pet"), Agent Stone, Hayabusa ("Clay-Long's Pet"), General Yu, Crouns, Yokia, Phantom Blot, Brick, McKible, Axel (deceased), Loco (deceased), Lord Flint Vorselon (deceased), Madame Gasket ("Clay-Long's Wife") (deceased), Mr. Gasket ("Clay-Long's Old Man") (deceased), Zhencha, Lieren, Sheshou, Bao, Bai, Jonathan, Larry, Snipes, Jones, Max, Kevin, Sylvester, Hamilton, Peter, Cornelius, David, Samuel, Florentino, Dennis, Behrang, Faizullah, Omid, Mujahideen, Tabnak, Yazan, Triplet Thieves, Small Thief, BuckTooth Thief, One Eye Thief, Grinning Thief, Smiling Thief, Fellow Thief, Little Man Thief, Short Moustache Thief, Bigger Moustache Thief, Big Bearded Thief, Clay-Long's Thugs, Clay-Long's Max Prime, Ratchet's Mercenaries, Millipedes, Decepticon Army (deceased), and the other decepticon members.

Enemies

 * Flink, Rodney Copperbottom, Penny, Princess Cappy, Zoe, Queen Mayor Lara, Wonderbot, Fender, Pipper Pinwheeler, Bigweld, Phineas T. Ratchet, Lawrence, Herb Copperbottom, Lydia Copperbottom, Lug, Diesel, Crank Casey, Aunt Fanny, Loretta Geargrinder, Mal ("Clay-Long's Brother"), Bar Ka, Zanthan Ka, Curox Ka, Zilliax Ka ("Cappy's Father") (deceased), Ship's Captains, and the other members.

Loves

 * Mal Gasket, Thumper Gasket, Agent Stone, Hayabusa, Phineas T. Ratchet (formerly), General Yu, Crouns, Yokia, Phantom Blot, Brick, McKible, Axel, Loco, Lord Flint Vorselon, Madame Gasket, Mr. Gasket, Zhencha, Lieren, Sheshou, Bao, Bai, Jonathan, Larry, Snipes, Jones, Max, Kevin, Sylvester, Hamilton, Peter, Cornelius, David, Samuel, Florentino, Dennis, Behrang, Faizullah, Omid, Mujahideen, Triplet Thieves, Clay-Long's Thugs, Clay-Long's Max Prime, Ratchet's Mercenaries, Decepticon Army, Killing the Outmoded Robots, Clay-Long's Hideout, Clay-Long Industries from Decepticon City, Clay-Long's Reliquary, The Friends, The Power, The Fame, The War, Money, Inventing Evil Weapons, Smoking Cigars

Hates

 * Flink, Rodney Copperbottom, Princess Penny, Princess Cappy, Phineas T. Ratchet, Zoe, Queen Mayor Lara, Wonderbot, Fender, Pipper Pinwheeler, Bigweld, Lawrence, Herb Copperbottom, Lydia Copperbottom, Lug, Diesel, Crank Casey, Aunt Fanny, Loretta Geargrinder, Ship's Captains, Outmoded Robots, Mal's Jokes That Are Pushed Too Far, Killed by Sweepers, Wolves and Bats, His Afraid of Sweepers, Rodney Pulled Out Clay-Long's Cape, His Friends Giving Up, His Plans Being Foiled, Incompetence from His Henchmen, Failure, Defeat